Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Twisted Idioms

This is a fun little game, take an old saying and make to into something new and
( hopefully ) funny….. Try it!


A stitch in time saves….
You public embarrassment so you dont expose a boob
at half time during a foot ball game

God helps those….
Who did not need help in the first place.

To err is human to forgive is…
Up for negotiation

A bird in the hand is….
Lunch!

A thing of beauty is….
Something you have to remember to remove the
Inventory control tag from when you leave the store.

A friend in need is….
An opportunity for a little light extortion.

When the going gets tough…
Its time for new shocks!

Its always darkest…
Just before I a take my Prozac.

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