How to Tell if You are a Lech

You might be a lech if:

1) You see a pretty girl at the grocery store and you go down the isle she is in, even though you don’t need anything in that isle.
2) You see a very attractive teenage girl and you think to yourself, “wow, in a few years she will be legal”.
3) You are driving when you see, from behind, what appears to be an attractive woman and you beep the horn to get her to turn around to see if she is as attractive from the front.
4) You do a favor for a pretty girl you don’t even know because while there is a 1 in 10 million chance she will have sex with you, there is still that chance.
5) You pick up “chick magazines” at the grocery store because there are nearly as many photos of beautiful woman in them as there are in Maxim.
6) You go to the same stores at lunch time not because the food is that good or because they are convenient but because there is a pretty girl that works there.
7) You see a good looking gay guy and you think, good, that’s more women for the rest of us.
8) Your tastes run to women that have a pulse and all their limbs and you are willing to compromise on the limbs.
9) You’re a person in a capacity to hire new employees. You have 2 equally situated female candidates for a position and the deciding factor is who is better looking.
10) You have laughed at any of the above scenarios.