Pet Peeve Number 871

Nothing says you'r a loser like having a bumpersticker on your car that reads "My dog is smarter than your honor student".

Uh, What's That You Say?

Dr. Bronner is a guy who makes a variety of all organic "18 in 1" "magic" soaps. These soaps are often used by outdoor enthusiasts because they are all natural and biodegradable. If you check out the lables, you will find that every concievable portion of the label is used and filled with... ..well, like the stuff that follows below. Please note, there are no typos, this is actually what it says and this is just a small portion, there is a WHOLE lot more like this. Check it out>:

The 2nd coming of God’s Law Mohammed’s Arabs 1948 found Israel Essene Scrolls and Einstein’s “Hillel” prove that no 6 year old can grow up free without the ABC so certain can no 12 year old survive free without the moral ABC mason tent and sandalmaker Rabbi Hillel taught carpenter Jesus to unite all mankind free…

Uh, yeah!

Ahhh, Vacation

Recently, I returned from nearly two weeks vacation, consisting of a cruise to Bermuda and then 5 days camping on an island in the middle of nowhere. During the latter trip a friend of mine with a camcorder, doing a "man on the street interview" with me, asked me for a deep thought. This is what I said:

"I came out here with the intention of having deep thoughts, however, I havent had any deep thoughts. Instead, I have stilled my mind as calm as the lake out there and that is the deepest thought of all".

I thought it was poignant.