Human Resources Humor

I bet you did not know that Human Resources is a very funny profession, with its own humor. Here is a great HR joke.

Two employees and their boss are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp sitting discarded by the trash. One of the employees picks up the lamp and for fun gives it a rub. A genie pops out and tells the trio that he will grant each of them one wish.

The first employee says, “I want to be on my own private yacht, sailing the Caribbean with a Playboy bunny on one hand and a cocktail in the other”. And, POOF that employee was gone.

The second employee says, “I want to be rich and to live in Hawaii with my own mansion and a harem of beautiful women” and POOF that employee was gone as the genie granted his wish.

The genie then turned to the boss and says, “So what is your wish”?

The boss thought for a minute and said ‘I want both of those employees back to work right after lunch”!