10) Visit the dentist occasionally
9) Call the tow truck and have the old clunker taken away ( not your wife )
8) Shop for clothes someplace other than Walmart
7) DO NOT have sex with family members ( of any gender )
6) Its May, take down your Christmas decorations
5) Remove the empty beer cans from your car
4) Take out the trash thats piled up since last year
3) Mow your lawn. Its 2 feet tall. Is that grass?
2) Read something other than the comics
1) Get a job that involves more than food or filth!
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