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The media reports that the Chinese are angry over remarks made by Sharon Stone. Supposedly, Ms. Stone has stated that the recent horrible earthquake in China might be the result of bad “karma” on their part. In retaliation, the Chinese have banned her movies from being played there.

What I want to know is how the hell did the “Chinese” hear about this? I hadn’t heard about it until it was reported in the news, the way I presented it. Did you? Are the Chinese spying on Sharon Stone? Do they have some operative somewhere whose job it is to monitor Ms. Stone’s every action and utterance? Or did Ms. Stone email the Chinese and leave all 1 billion of them a message?

And are all the “Chinese” pissed? Do they even know who she is in, say, Outer Mongolia? I don’t even know if they have television. And why should the Chinese give a shit what some washed up Hollywood has-been thinks about the earthquake? Don’t they have better things to do, like prepare for the Olympics?

It reminds me of the old adage which I find myself saying a lot these days, “opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and most of them stink”. Even Sharon Stones. Didnt we see it in some movie already? Get over it, China.