Probably the most unfortunate product name in the history of mankind is “Ben-Gay”. You know what I mean! You know that every man owns a tube, but NEVER uses its real name. Hand me the “sports cream” will ya, hun? I got a pull in my groin. Six year olds out there had a never ending supply of childish comedic material. How ya’ ben, Gay? Does your father use BEN GAY? Ew!
We got along fine like this for years, but you know some hotshot somewhere one day, said “Hey, lets make a analgesic cream, and call it…. well it doesn’t matter what you call it, because whatever it is has got to be better than Ben-Gay! We’ll make millions because no man is going to buy Ben-Gay, when there is an alternative out there”! We could call it Snot Cream and people will still buy our product rather than ask for Ben Gay! We’ll be rich!
Men would rather buy tampons than Ben Gay, at least it shows you either have a woman in your life or you’re a gangster concerned about pluggin’ your bullet holes when someone busts a cap in your ass!
Then again Smuckers Jam aint that great a name either!
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