T.S.F.T.P.O.B.G.A.T.P.F.C.A.T.

There is a problem in our society today. We do not have enough committees and task forces coming together to solve the problem of not enough committees and task forces. This is a serious threat to our social fabric and continued standard of living. What we need are more government agencies working in partnership with non-profits and invested stakeholder groups to provide education and outreach on the need for more partnerships, more education and more outreach. I propose that they be comprised of retired elderly persons with no understanding of how things actually work today and no formal education coupled with late blooming, woman who were previously stay at homes moms, who have now gotten their masters degree in social work. These groups can form a symbiotic ad hoc working group to ensure the valorization of outcome based initiatives, while maintaining measurability and culturally configured ontological schematization. I propose that they meet three nights a week for four hours a night over cheap cookies and cold coffee while discussing how they feel about things. They can be chaired by zealous, socially limited, do-gooders who are planning to vote for Hillary Clinton. Their acronym can be T.S.F.T.P.O.B.G.A.T.P.F.C.A.T. ( The Society For The Preservation of Big Government and the Partnership for Committees and Task Forces ). Each groups working agency sub group, of which there will be one in each community, will need an infusion of approximately 10 million dollars of working capital, most of which will go to creating forms and unfunded mandates. Only then will this threat to special interest groups and fiscally irresponsible management be eradicated, ensuring the continued standard of living that disabled minority women who are on FMLA and workers compensation now enjoy.