Jihad To Go and Say That

Warning. The following blog is rated R and for mature audiences only.

It may not seem it from some of my rants, but I love this country. Not only is it beautiful, but I believe it was founded on wonderful ideals; a grand experiment, unlike other countries that were based on some divine right to rule or just cobbled together from random historical antecedents. Our freedom to speak our mind and worship ( or not ) as we chose, sets us apart from many other countries. In North Korea the police come to your home to make sure you are not listening to or reading material critical of the government. A teacher in Sudan was recently found guilty of violating Islamic law because she allowed her school children to name a stuffed bear “Muhammad”. She may go to jail or get whipped or both. Some people in that country are calling for her execution! In Saudi Arabia they have “decency police” and a woman can be arrested for being in public without a male relative chaperone.

Thank god (pun intended) that I live in a country where there is ( at least nominally ) separation from church and state, because I gotta tell ya, this Islamic Law stuff is a big steaming pile of bull #@$%^. It’s gotta be some of the craziest @#$% I have ever heard. These radical islamists believe that we in the west are out to attack Islam, well with their basing their civil laws on islamic religious theories, we should be. Their way of thinking is a throw back to the 10th century and ideas like theirs have no place in an enlightened world. People have had death threats aimed at them for speaking out against radical islam. I myself, for simply writing this, if they were somehow aware of this blog, might be such a target. F* them!

So in honor of free speech and under the heading of insulting three of the worlds major religions at the same time, I declare that I’d like to see Jesus bend Muhammad over Buddhas big ol’ fat belly ( the Chinese version of Buddha ) and give him a Dirty Sanchez while Buddha delivers a serious donkey punch! Take that Muhammad. Ow!