1 It starts in #$%^& October now!
2 Every retail establishment becomes a mecca for possible shopping. Who the hell buys those stupid Hess trucks anyway?
3 Christmas Carols, Christmas Carols, Christmas Carols, Christmas Carols, Christmas Carols
4 Hearing the phrase “Holiday Season” 147 trillion times
5 The Christmas Character of the year, Betty Bop, Elmo, Shrek. Give me a #$%^& break, will ya!
6 Getting stuck at the post office behind the elderly shut in who only ventures out three times per year, this being one of them, who has to complain to anyone in earshot how stamps used to be 4 cents. Then she pays with a check!
7 Having to spend Christmas day with my brother-in law’s family friends golfing buddy because their kids play hockey together when I last saw my own family in 1996.
8 Having to find that perfect Christmas present for my father-n-law who has more money than me, everything he ever wanted, his hobby is sleeping and he has never liked or used anything you have ever bought him.
9 Todays Christmas movies suck!
10 Putting up the Christmas tree requires a degree in engineering and marriage counseling.
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